sup.
I like dogs, the zepp and art.
wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

(via microcroft)

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3 days ago
relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

(via pizza)

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Posted
3 days ago

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via baracknobama)

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Posted
3 days ago

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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(Source: jerkofficial, via officialmethdealer)

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3 days ago

babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

(via thedalekwiththebread)

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3 days ago

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via teenscoolest)

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3 days ago

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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(Source: historyexam, via blessing-of-vivec)

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3 days ago
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