Let's be happy together.

secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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yungscylla:

i love facebook i changed my mind

yungscylla:

i love facebook i changed my mind

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

— (via eatpraylonely)

Describe me in one word anonymously.

bombing:

Americas greatest tv show is back. Tune in for the all new season of Bagel Fuckers, tonight at 8/7c

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

puppetparade:

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are you sure?

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Me: Extra fries

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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dear whoever’s reading this,

I just want you to know that you are fucking perfect and nothing should make you feel otherwise. I love u and you should too (: HAVE A GREAT DAY<3<3

th ♡